#ishmael truths

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Should I be happy that we got any queequeg stuff for Ishmael's birthday at all or do I say its weird how the sapphic darker skinned lady only got to be a fish in the birthday art while characters like Catherine (a straight white woman) gets multiple chibis in a birthday art

I know Cathy was way more relevant in the canto she was from than Queequeg but still kind of weird

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I was bored and going through Ishmael's wiki page and apparently her "soul food" is hotdogs. I checked the source for it and translated the menu. Don't trust image translators.

Gregor porn, my favorite character.

-Dante Glazer

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Ishmael Scoliosis real

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Hanafuda Ishmael call that Go Fish

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Ishmael talks with a really strong new Yorker accent

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Bringing up Ishmael’s OCD, which is canon (more explicitly in the Korean writing). Not a lot of people do-

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Ishmael is the only one of the LCB that fully understands Kira's lingo and memes. She is willing to kill to keep this a secret.

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Ishmael IS the villian of canto 5, i, poor ahab is a mere victim to her villainy, and i believe even the poor limbus company was victims to her manipulations aswell. i, captain ahab shall stop her and free the brainwashing the limbus company has undergone by her.

(ok but my hot take is that out of the 5 cantos ive currently beaten canto 4 is the best. i loved it so much broski)

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