Moscovite
Hmmmmmm. I couldn't find anything called Moscovite, but I got a lot of results for Muscovite instead, and it did look a lot like this. Because of that, I'm going to assume you meant Muscovite - if I'm wrong, please feel free to provide a link to Moscovite that is not Muscovite and I'll provide a rating for that one instead.
First and foremost, this looks to have an excellent texture. Kinda like those fancy potato dishes i keep seeing people make where they basically slice out a bunch of super thin potato chips but then bake them in some kind of fat with cheese and seasonings or something. I've never had one quite like that, but I've had a somewhat similar, albeit less fancy dish with much thicker potato slices and so much cheese...
Anyways. There seem to be lots of kinds of muscovite, so I'll be going based off of the images provided.
The first one, I'd say, is... it's okay. It's got this weird artificial cheese flavor on the outside that has a hint of... pennies? No, I think it's one of those metallic flavors that makes your mouth water like crazy. Works weirdly well with the cheese. The inside, though? Kind of a rich and creamy and... unpleasantly sweet, medicinal flavor. Not great with the whole cheese-metal combo. Cool experience though, not gonna lie. That's half the fun with eating these - you never know what you're gonna get.
Course, the other half of the fun is the looks on people's faces. Come on, you can't tell me none of you have ever even thought about taking a little nibble. I know the forbidden snack urge.
Okay, second rock!
...Smells like coconut, and.
beef???
It's... not great. There's something else going on in there, I'm thinking some kind of tannins, maybe a bit of cilantro? Bits that taste kinda burnt, too. Not to mention the whole kinda tastes watered down, which is just. Not pleasant.
Anyways. Texture is a solid 7/10, but overall flavor is like. 1/10, and honestly I find flavor to be much more important since texture can be changed pretty easily by just eating it differently but flavor is much harder to affect. Overall, first one gets a 2/10 on flavor for at least having an interesting outer layer and second one gets a 1/10.
Thank you for sharing! I haven't had these before. Also, thank you for being the guinea pig for this blog - I now have a much better idea of how to set things up and what kind of rules to put in place. Asks will be off for a bit while I get things set up.
And because my legal team has advised me as such, I need to tell y'all not to eat rocks. Apparently most people who are Not Me have a Bad Time if they eat "non-food" items, and it seems like rocks and minerals fall under that outside of some exceptions.
They have also advised me to remind everyone here that I am not a geologist. I don't know jack shit about rocks beyond some basic laymen's information, I just like eating them.
...I still haven't figured out how we're deciding what is and isn't food when anything that doesn't instantly kill you is edible and frankly i wouldn't be shocked if I could find a way to eat lava at this point. Y'all can eat salt but you can't eat soapstone? You can't even eat quartz??? What the hell.
