Apr 18, 2016
Why I need to finish Hirrus's story before I start on Isonde's
Isonde: *Sighs heavily, slumping down in her seat*
Hirrus: Hm. *narrows eyes*
Me: Uh-oh.
Isonde: What are YOU looking at?
Hirrus: Hm.
Me: Uh. Guys...
Isonde: No, really. Do you wanna go, tongue boy?
Hirrus: Excuse me?
Isonde: You heard me. You and me, right now.
Me: Hirrus, don't-
Hirrus: I'm aware of how you deal with boredom, and I have no interest in partaking, thank you.
Isonde: EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?
Me: Is it too late to say that you two aren't allowed to talk to each other?
Both: (together) YES.