May 17, 2019
procedures
when i can’t find things that belong to me after my daughter goes to sleep… i quietly turn the apartment over until i find said item
what my wife does when she can’t find things that belong to her after my daughter goes to sleep… screaming and knocking on doors and accusations as to where myself or mythical beings have hidden her item followed by apologizing to our daughter after waking her up with her pointless yelling
