the bastard feed

...i'm like the netlix of punching you in the face

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i haven’t touched my bass since the pandemic

barely touched it since the band broke up

it mocks me

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six months ago

my wife was diagnosed with cancer

my business dried up but at least i had a job.

spent the last six month channeling david goggins to motivate the patient.

now she’s cancer free and i’m spent from channeling david goggins

mother fucker… fuck your hair… do you wanna die pretty or do you wanna live bald.

she chose the latter and i’m glad she did.

hair will grow back and she will live to see more tomorrows.

and that’ll be okay

but man, i’m tired

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2020 dnc platform

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2022 dnc platform

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that feeling when you’re already talking and she interrupts with a pointless facebook post about shadow and bone season 2

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procedures

when i can’t find things that belong to me after my daughter goes to sleep… i quietly turn the apartment over until i find said item

what my wife does when she can’t find things that belong to her after my daughter goes to sleep… screaming and knocking on doors and accusations as to where myself or mythical beings have hidden her item followed by apologizing to our daughter after waking her up with her pointless yelling

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bigly

[thesourpuss]

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open sky

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bacon dispenser

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oy yo

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means what it says

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clandestine maga art

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2020 dnc platform

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i voted for the only idiot who was for amazon being in my hood because i’m annoyed about the poor who live north of me who won’t get a chance to get one of those 25,000 jobs to help them get a leg up in the projects. now they have nothing.

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people like to troll in my hood

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the alliance is working overtime with the messaging

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dumb shit happens at grand central #newyawk (at Grand Central Terminal) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsqZHCeBwR4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qen5w0imiygh