#istoleyourboots

[fnurfnur]

No no no, I unfollowed you accidentally and now I look like a jerk! Damnit, Tumblr! I still love your blog and your writing more than Texas barbecue.

ILY too!!!

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captainstarstuff replied to your post: I just went off on someone’s facebook ...

*nyota voice* emily NO

actually, everything turned out better than expected...?

she was like "Cornyn or Cruz?" all her conservative friends were like "Cornyn voted for Obamacare, lol, fuck him" and then I mentioned Dianne Feinstien and other shit and had links for everything...

And she just messaged me and said thanks for all the info because that's totally what she wanted.

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Questions my 4th and 5th grade students asked me yesterday

Why isn't Mercury ALWAYS on fire? Why hasn't Mercury been sucked into the sun? Why can't we see other planets from here? Why can't we see other planets from here without a telescope? Why are the planets different colors? Is it true the sun is going to explode? Can't we just move the earth away from the sun? Can we just leave the solar system? I heard there's life on Uranus, under like 1000 miles of ice. I heard one of Jupiter's moons is hollow. Do you think there are aliens? Why haven't we been to the center of the Earth yet? Why can't we send a robot camera down there? Where does volcano lava come from? Didn't the guys in the (California) gold rush dig through the Earth's crust? How do tsunamis happen? (This kind of stuff I could do all day. It's the 9 year old drama and whining and eye-rolling that I could do without...)

[falafelwaffel]

You updated Fire and Ice!!!! I'm choosing my own reality here amd believing you did it for my birthday! It was fantastic as always! :)

oMG

CAUGHT ME :D

[badnovels]

I've never done anything but silently and obsessively like and reblog your JHutch greatness. Your blog makes me drool in the best way possible. :)

Thank you! I've always wanted to have a blog that made people drool. Wish fulfillment! <3