I read your fic on short reader x different Penguins and now I'm curious- do you have any headcanons on their heights?
A/N: Uhh sure! I can come up with some I guess lmao. Most of these are just rough guess-timations. Either going off some “canon” heights listed in character sheets or based on the usual fact that Bruce Wayne/Batman is usually 6ft and something. As well as actor heights and my own height…that’s really all I’m going on rip…Sorry this got repetitive and I sorta half-assed it near the end…I don’t like dealing with measurements and they all started lining up together as the same height in my head lmao
The Penguins Height Headcanons
(based on the bare minimum facts, actor heights, and my other thoughts)
Arkhamverse Penguin:
4ft. 10 in. (147.32 cm)
Based on his official character profiles throughout the games
Also liable ruler I’ll be used to judge the other pengys heights rip
Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:
Hmm…Colin Farrell is 5 ft. 10 in. (177.8 cm)
I’m thinking thats about right…Like he’s not incredibly short…
He’s the same height or around the same height as Falcone
But Batman is still like almost a foot taller..(Pattinson is 6 ft. 1 in. (185.42 cm))
Gotham Penguin:
So, Robin Lord Taylor is 5 ft. 6 in. (167.64 cm)
It may not seem like Oz would be that tall..
Given he’s hunched over and the cameras are mostly pointed downward at him during dialogue exchanges
(from what I recall, its been a minute since I watched Gotham)
However compared to everyone else in the series, I can see that being a fair height.
BTAS Penguin:
Probably the same as Arkhamverse..just a wee shorter
Like 4 ft? (121.92 cm) 4 ft. 5 in.? (134.62 cm)
TNBA Penguin:
Although this is a re-design of BTAS
The fact he somewhat stands straighter and isn’t as round.
He is slightly taller, minus moving their top hats..
I wage this Oswald is 4 ft. 10 in. (147.32 cm) or 5 ft. (152.4 cm)
Telltale Penguin:
6 ft (185.42 cm)
The only pengy to actually match height with Bruce
And be above 5ft something.
Congrats, you punk
One Bad Day Penguin:
Going based on some panels where he stands in front of Batman.
I’ll say this pengy is probably in the same range as Arkham, BTAS, and TNBA.
At the minimum 4ft 10 if not just 5 ft.
The Batman (2004) Penguin:
Like 3ft? (91.44 cm) 3.5 ft (104.14 cm)?
Fuckin’ gremlin height…
I dunno…
He’s the shortest lad here
I know that much.
Batman Unlimited Penguin:
Probably shares the same height with Arkhamverse and BTAS.
Like somewhere in that higher 4 ft range, maybe even 5 ft but not above 5 ft 5 in.
