Oct 25, 2023
Lisa Strahd be like "Ew. I don't like feeding from people. It just feels so damn unethical. Anyway, if we get Clan Tzimisce on side, here's my highly unethical five step plan to transform a few hundred or so humans into brain-dead, self-replicating living cysts whose sole purpose in life is to produce blood in a factory farm setting."
#vtm#lisa strahd#sure#it's highly unethical#but it's also really ethical#if you get past the first phase#self-replicating means that#the next generation of 'blood cows'#will be born without a functioning brain#which means it is literally just a living slab of meat#it cannot suffer#it cannot think#is has a mouth#but it will not scream#it is living#but only in the strictest sense of the word#in a century#with a single factory#a city of vampires can be fed#excess can be sold to human as an 'synthetic alternative'#useful for disaster aid#ventrue won't be happy#but some ventrue might even be stuck having to feed off it#because this blood cow is the only source of blood they can stomach