tfw you're a winsome swiss farmhand and you find an enormous dude made of corpses out in the barley fields and sneak him home to hide from your family, and your mother berates you for not yet having sought out a Wife but you'd really rather just tend the horses because you always got along with them better than people. Mister Mummy out in the barn reads to you because you were poor and never learned, you teach him how to take care of the animals and tell him about life in the village (1/2)
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