Wait, What?

I'm confused around 90% of the time. She/her. Tracking #arsenicpanda, but, like, not religiously.

[arsenicpanda]

I wonder, are there any stans for the Persona Trinity Soul protagonist? If so, how much suffering is it now that Wonder has completely replaced him?

[yurithraa]

is ts tuff

[ershimakise-forte]

Chat is this accurate?

[arsenicpanda]

Kotone should have had the option to go on Operation Babe Hunt with Junpei because 1.) She would have a great time and 2.) She would clean up, like she is getting a number from every woman on that beach

[arsenicpanda]

Do you think that Shirley and Suzaku got joint birthday celebrations bc they're so close together, or did the student council throw two parties two days apart? Knowing Milly, I bet it was the latter...

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So, when I watch stuff with my dad, he will occasionally say "There's something weird about that woman's face" and every time it is a perfectly normal face. So I finally called him out it and how he never says that about men's faces, to which he responded, and I quote, "Men don't matter" and later elaborated, "All men's faces are weird." Since this is also the man who believes most women are beautiful and 99% of men are ugly, I am actually inclined to believe him. Alright, dad, you get a pass. Keep hallucinating weird faces and that you've seen actors you definitely haven't seen before

[arsenicpanda]

He also believes that all the all-time great actors are women, with the exception of Charles Laughton

[arsenicpanda]

So, when I watch stuff with my dad, he will occasionally say "There's something weird about that woman's face" and every time it is a perfectly normal face. So I finally called him out it and how he never says that about men's faces, to which he responded, and I quote, "Men don't matter" and later elaborated, "All men's faces are weird." Since this is also the man who believes most women are beautiful and 99% of men are ugly, I am actually inclined to believe him. Alright, dad, you get a pass. Keep hallucinating weird faces and that you've seen actors you definitely haven't seen before

[starsforqiyu]

he's been dreaming of a reunion like this since her departure

[pepesinta]

look at this bundle of sunshine!!! its baby girl's bday today!!! (if shirley has no fans, that means i am dead)

[arsenicpanda]

Happy (belated) Birthday to the wonderful Shirley Fennete! I am late, but perhaps the two itabags will make up for it?

[arsenicpanda]

The first time I got an IUD I took like 10mg of valium 30 minutes beforehand, and the second time I just had laughing gas during, and, let me tell you, the valium was a thousand times more helpful

[arsenicpanda]

My dad is the most galaxy-brained person I have ever met. He saw one episode of Riverdale and immediately was like "Betty and Jughead should get together" when they hadn't even been on screen at the same time yet. He saw Archie and Gepetto interacting in the background of OUAT for five seconds with zero audible dialogue, and he was like "Are they gay?" I come by this shit honestly, guys

[arsenicpanda]

Apparently he got this way through two events

1.) Someone telling him that Bert and Ernie were gay, which made him feel like a fool for not seeing it before

2.) Hannibal Lechter saying two people were lovers, which led him to question if any two people are lovers

[arsenicpanda]

My dad is the most galaxy-brained person I have ever met. He saw one episode of Riverdale and immediately was like "Betty and Jughead should get together" when they hadn't even been on screen at the same time yet. He saw Archie and Gepetto interacting in the background of OUAT for five seconds with zero audible dialogue, and he was like "Are they gay?" I come by this shit honestly, guys

[arsenicpanda]

Is Jug going to Gilderoy Lockhart himself, so when the final battle is all done he won't remember who is or maybe he'll wipe recent memories but remember dating Betty in HS and no one will tell him what happened in the ensuing years, so he'll think he's with Betty, giving us a BH reunion (by the way I'd hate it playing out like this) or will he fall for Tabi all over again or will he wipe everyone else's memory and no one will remember him (his greatest fear realized in a way) like another movie

Yeah, I am Highly Suspicious of this development backfiring on him (as is Jughead's luck) and making his life Even Sadder. ALSO

ALSO

OH SHIT

JUGHEAD WAS ALREADY THE MADOKA TO TABITHA'S HOMURA

and do you know what happens to Madoka DO YOU KNOW

SHE SACRIFICES HERSELF TO SAVE THE DAY AND EVERYONE FORGETS HER

I mean Madoka also basically becomes god, but Jughead was functionally god at the end of Rivervale, and we're doing Rivervale parallels, is this how I get a Madoka AND a Princess Tutu ending? Because I do not want that!!

Well great, my paranoia has increased, THANKS, RIVERDALE.

[arsenicpanda]

I WAS RIGHT BY THE WAY, albeit the Princess Tutu ending was just for Rivervale Jughead, and the Madoka ending wasn't the one I thought we'd get and also happened a season later. But still! I WAS RIGHT!

[arsenicpanda]

jabitha paranoia moodboard

[arsenicpanda]

In the the end, we got a happy ending for jabitha in s6 after Tabitha spent all season being Homura and Booster Gold only for s7 to end with Tabitha being Madoka. So I'm gonna call this a one in four accuracy

[arsenicpanda]

Aw, look at this cute kid, wouldn’t harm a–

Nevermind, nevermind, I take it back!

(Never underestimate a teenage gang leader.)

[arsenicpanda]

Things I forgot about the Cold Steel games in the five years between when I first played 3 and a half of the games and when I restarted and finished them:

- Rufus and Olivert are different people (literally HOW did I forget this???)

- Jusis's name is Jusis and not Gaius

- Rean is Osborne's son

- Rufus is an Ironblood

- Thomas is a dominion

- Gaius isn't always a dominion and instead becomes one between CS2 and CS3

- Cedric becomes a jerk

- Ash's entire existence

- Alisa's dad is evil

- Musse's plan

- Renne (remembered not by name because I had no idea who she was when I first played) fought on the side of the protagonists and not against them

[arsenicpanda]

Things I did remember:

- Olivert was in the first trilogy under a different name

- Duvalie's arc

- Gaius is a dominion and has been from the start (half right)

- Crow dies and comes back

- Millium becomes a sword and it made me cry

- Millium and Jusis's friendship/found family was VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

- Emma is a witch

- Mariabell is evil

- Vita is in disguise at the radio station

- Olivert seems to die but comes back

- Rean/student romance options

- Musse/some student works with the Intelligence Division (half right)