Sep 22, 2024
I have to talk about Pirate Two-Face
What do you FUCKING HAVE
WELDED ONTO YOUR ARM???????
A can opener????????
Does this stay on????? How do you wash without cutting your dick off? How do you potty, sir?????
Are those 'swordfighting skills' just flailing around and hoping something gets sliced????
Are you continuously off balance?!?!
What did you have an accident with???? A cannon?????
I have mentioned this figure before but sometimes I have to come back to this horrible half-man, half-swiss army knife and just ponder him like an orb. 🔮