#it true!!

[jestermolester]

Cat owners: this is my cat she’s a menace she’s a fiend she’s a beast so should be jailed for her crimes she’s a disgusting plague upon society (the cat has never done a thing wrong in its life)

Dog owners: this is my sweet precious boy my fur baby my son my perfect angel he saved my life he watered my crops he cured cancer he is the most loving creature in the world (the dog has bitten several small children cannot be left alone or it will destroy the entire house)

[ayakoito]

People being like "It makes me think of you" will have a special place in my heart until I die! 😭❤