#it'd happen

[dadvidismycanonheadcanon]

David: Look Simba... Everything the light touches is our kingdom...

Max: You JUST adopted me David! And we're still at camp!

David: let me have my moment, Simba.

[humanityinahandbag]

DWD Head Canon: Drake Mallard is an absolute SMUSH when it comes to his daughters baby pictures

@miilkydayz AS YOU KNOW I am convinced that Gosalyn is little more than a Huffy Puffy gosling with soft feet and downy fuzz. And I have to then assume that when she was a baby, she was fucking fluffy as all get out. Just a little, sickly, soft footed dust bunny. 

I understand that the grandfather died (or most likely died, but that’s another AU for another, sadder time) so that means that all the items that were left at his house that technically belong to Gosalyn have to be mailed somewhere. 

They’d be mailed to the Mallard home. 

She tries to stop him from opening it. She really does. But he has to. It’s addressed to him and the curiosity was too great and...

and....

and oh my god... 

Her baby pictures, still in their frames, and still dusty from their spaces on the walls. He’s holding her baby pictures. HE’S NEVER SEEN HER FUCKING BABY PICTURES. 

HIS LITTLE GIRL

RIGHT THERE

IN FRONT OF HIM

AS A BABY

AND SHE’S SO CUTE

But then... then, when he rummages towards the bottom, he finds even more and oh boy... oh fucking boy... his world changes. Forever. 

An old VCR with her entire hatching video on it. 

She was a premature baby. Hatched an entire two weeks before she was even supposed to be out. Which... makes some sense. His little Huffy Puffy Gosalyn at nine years old still has the immune system of a flea, weak lungs for days, and soft feet and downy feathers to boot. She’s a fragile, sickly thing with enough spirit and gumption to keep her strong. 

At the same time, though

That VCR. 

He must watch it at least twenty three times before she nearly destroys the television. The way she’d hatched out with such a pitiful little noise. The way the doctors had closely monitored and waved to the shaky camera work, telling the person holding the bulky camera that if she didn’t get out on her own, they’d have to help her. But there she was, a few hours later, all tiny and fluffy. Scooped up fast and put into an incubator with a little monkey stuffed animal (which he finds later on the bottom of the box) clutched between her tiny fists. 

“Dad, oh my god,” she’ll complain, pulling at her pigtails, “it’s over, and I’m right here. Do you have ta’ make such a big deal about it!?”

“Yes. You’re my baby.”

“I’m someone else's baby in that video!”

He ignores the snip and kisses the top of her head instead. “Nope,” he says, popping the ‘p’. “Mine.” Then he rewinds the tape. It’ll make it easier when he watches it again from the beginning. 

That day, every baby picture goes up in their house. 

[rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars]

somewhere in National City, probably

random passerby: Lena Luthor is a criminal, just like her brother...

kara danvers, swooping down from the clouds in full supergirl costume: you shut your mOUTH RIGHT NOW

random passerby: O.O

kara danvers: Lena Luthor is one of the finest examples of humanity I've ever seen on this planet and you shouldn't judge her based on the actions of her family-

alex, pulling up in a black van and dragging a still-ranting supergirl into the back: if i see any mention of today on any form of social media you will disappear in a van just like this

kara, yelling from the back of the van as it screeches down the road: -anyone who says otherwise can fIGHT ME

[heedingcalls-archive]

i’m watching little shop for like the fifth time this week and i need me a an au, man. i need. a au. for this. and i need it. now.

[incorrect-of-mice-and-men]

curley: bring me some water, dipshit.

whit: yes, sir.

curley: don't call me sir.

whit: yes, ma'am.

[gingersnapstay]

Becomes a historian so I'm one with hetalia

[draconicmaster]

((Cops trying to impound Drake's ship after he sails it around Hoenn drunk.))

[cuties-and-cupidarrows]

ok

okaayyy

okaaaaayyyyy

but

get this

Cas and Dean having a very heated argument on whether or not Pluto is a planet