Friendo Anna: Ohmigosh! What happened to your eye?! Me, has a black eye: uhhh... *earlier* Me, rubbing my eye: Man, I'm so tired. How am I ever gonna get through this meeting Co-Worker Cindy: You'll be fine. Just stay quiet and try not to sleep. Me, half asleep, still rubbing my eye: Got It. Boss: Okay! We're gonna be reading to children. What series should we- Me, raising the hand I was rubbing my eye with, effectly hitting myself in the eye: mAGIC TREEHOU-OWWWW... se... *present time* Me: .... I got hit by a baseball. Friendo Anna: At work? Me: .... yyyyyeeee