sideblog of a halfhearted gimmick

Late 20s. Call me Lou

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

everyone always equips Susie in this scene so few people know that Susie can say, out loud, that Kris looks good in anything

[convoloutedinjoke]

actually, circling back to the idea that being involved in criminal law in ace attorney world equates to being a regional celebrity, how many “sold to the district prosecutor” fics are out there

[convoloutedinjoke]

saw someone saying they wished the AA timeline made the gap in communication between miles and phoenix shorter and had them know each other for longer because as it stands phoenix "basically just stalked a guy he knew for a few months in middle school". sadly shaking my head. we have no common ground on which to meet, you and I.

[convoloutedinjoke]

the first three ace attorney games are about how phoenix will lamprey onto other peoples problems at the slightest provocation, sometimes against said persons will. if he had been normal about this sort of thing one time in his life there would be no game

[convoloutedinjoke]

saw someone saying they wished the AA timeline made the gap in communication between miles and phoenix shorter and had them know each other for longer because as it stands phoenix "basically just stalked a guy he knew for a few months in middle school". sadly shaking my head. we have no common ground on which to meet, you and I.

[convoloutedinjoke]

it works out for them and all, but I genuinely cant think of anything more nightmarish than a guy I was friends with in middle school changing careers to force a meeting after I didn't answer his emails. Like all the good intentions in the world set aside, I would be running out of that courthouse screaming

[convoloutedinjoke]

like this is insane. Big fan, but it is crazy

[acewatney]

today's the day

[egg-noodle]

It's their year!!!

[kaijusaur]

Phoenix Wright: Popular Professor

[davi-doo]

If you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[hugsohugs]

happy Phoenix Wright Gets Hit by a Car Day everyone

[tayasigerson]

Secret Ultra Rare Steel Samurai Trading Card GET

[amalgamezz]

since the concept of "romance as horror" keeps getting misinterpreted, id like to propose a much clearer alternative: romance as an instrument of torture

[electrochemi]

"what's your name coppo"

"eouhuh don't yell at me" *starts crying*

[digital-roots]

they're all trapped on a remote island, who's getting cannibalized first

manfred

matt

dahlia

kristoph

Voting ended onMay 20

[vestroiarae]

a person who can't stay & a person who can't leave will forever stay my favourite relationship dynamic

[wrenhavenriver]

[number-9-dream]