Symbrock as things my fiance and I have said
Eddie: I love you so much, you're the best thing that's happened to me Venom: Gay, what the fuck was that
Eddie: *talking passionately about favorite food* Venom: Marry me
Venom: If you ask me to marry you like that I will go out of my way to find dirt just to throw in your face when I reject you.
Eddie: I like how when I'm mean to you , you get offended right away. Venom: I'm just trying to figure out who the fuck you think you're talking to
Eddie: Good morning my love, light of my life! Venom: Shut the fuck up, I stayed up all night watching friends reruns, let me sleep you bitch
Eddie: We've known each other so long we're basically the same person. Venom: I'm already a freak I don't want to be a loser too
Venom: I love you, I really do, you're everything to me, but you have to understand that sometimes when I don't sleep or eat, I hate you a little
Venom: You can't just have vodka shots and left over chili beans for breakfast. Eddie: Too late