there's this ice cream truck that's been going around my neighborhood lately, that plays what i've been calling Psychological Torture Tunes. it's the usual ice cream truck music, but the tempo increases and decreases at unpredictable intervals, often to the extremes. by this point i'm certain that someone is in there controlling the speed changes manually, because it's never exactly the same. what i'm not yet certain of, is if i love them, or if i hate them.











