#it's michael

[fyeaheddiemunson]

[aquitainequeen]

Michael: I have a cunning plan; I'll take Lucifer's place and wreck his life!!!!!

Chloe, apparently unaware: I think I like this new Lucifer.

Chloe: *touches Michael's lapel*

Chloe: *pours Michael coffee, with much tension and eye contact*

Chloe: *touches Michael's hand by accident while searching for a spoon (NOT LIKE THAT)*

Chloe: *humanity all over the place in Michael's general direction*

Michael: Bad plan. Bad plan. Oh heavenly father on high this was such a bad plan.

[starperchek]

Translation: It's not that he's evil. He lacks compassion and he falls into a dissociative state and does terrible things.

[awwkkwwaarrdd-blog]

"The grass is always greener on the other side, especially if 7- Eleven is on the other side" - Michael Mell #7elevenaadventures

[teamgermany]

When I was younger and we watched Formula One races on BBC, I always freaked out when they pronounced the German names wrong

[dumbmlmyearning]

listening to 5sos after not listening to them for like 6 years has made me realise how much my taste in music and the aesthetic I find attractive on guys has changed

[mykara-art]

Soon...