#it's nik

[cod-dump]

The boys referencing someone as 'The Muffin Man' and not revealing who it is. They're laughing hysterically at Price's exhausted confusion, he doesn't have the energy to argue. They both fear and love the Muffin Man. They speak like he's a god one moment and the next a feral street dog.

"Who the bloody hell is the Muffin Man?"

They cried laughing and Price wasn't any closer to finding out the truth.

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

Asset Whumpee

My absolute, all time, favorite whump scenario? 

“Regular” person whumpee used as an asset. 

Maybe they saw something they weren’t supposed to, and while there’s a group trying to keep them safe, there’s also a group trying to get rid of the evidence. 

Maybe they developed powers overnight and they’re being held by an organization that means to ‘help’ them while others want to actually help them.  

Maybe they’re being held for ransom, but there are multiple groups that would like to get in on that pot. 

What I’m saying is a single whumpee with more than one whumper/group of whumpers fighting over them/getting kidnapped from group to group???? 

That’s. The. Shit.

(if you have this story or write it, I am BEGGING you to tag me. Even if we’ve never ever interacted)

[starryeyedcyborg]

U know they ur friends when u snap them naked

[radiant-array]

guess which idiot sitting next to me thinks goats have toes