International Velvet the BOOK Review
For a long time I had no idea this was a book, and my surprise and elation were fantastically high when I found out. I ordered it IMMEDIATELY. As a life-long devotee/worshipper of International Velvet, I couldn't resist. This movie was my childhood. 1. The summary sucks. 2. It's essentially the same as the movie, only it explains a little more and makes a bit more sense. 3. They still leave out key details, but I'll live. It's one of the many charms of International Velvet. 4. I just want to know how much money she paid for Arizona Pie (quite a lot of money doesn't suffice for me). 5. IT'S THE FOAL!!! 6. Sarah Brown is completely unlikeable. 7. OH MY GOD SOME OF THE LINES IN THIS BOOK ARE LEGENDARY (some things just don't make sense at a PG rating) 8. Why was this made? I'm so glad it was though... 9. OH MY GOSH I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS Literally, just read this and watch the movie. It's like the king of bad horse movies and it's everything I stand for and love about life. That is all. PS: Bryan Forbes, u da real MVP