Mar 17, 2017
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NAME: Axel
PURPOSE IN LIFE: To thrive by whatever means, preferably by my own two hand.
STRENGTHS: Stealth, intuition. blunt honesty, a lot of people don’t have that.
WEAKNESSES: Overestimating myself, my pride. Lack of connection with others in social groups. I tend to drive people away when I open my mouth.
FAVORED PERSON: Me.
FAVORED OBJECT: A wretch, a book.
WHAT WOULD YOU STEAL FROM A STORE: A Mask, Gloves, how would they ever catch you next time?
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO A HOMELESS PERSON: Knowledge, any much more would be squandered. They’re homeless for a reason most of the time…
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: Flaws, like mindedness, intellect.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST TRAIT: My looks
CM: excellent.
NAME: Edward
PURPOSE IN LIFE: To fuck people’s shit
STRENGTHS: Creativity and Strength
WEAKNESSES: I let people walk all over me
FAVORED PERSON: My brother
FAVORED OBJECT: His hat
WHAT WOULD YOU STEAL FROM A STORE: Journeys
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO A HOMELESS PERSON: Sweaters and food
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: Patience and kindness
WHAT IS YOUR BEST TRAIT: Writing skills
CM: send_me_your_discord
NAME: fearnoless PURPOSE IN LIFE: be and do the extraordinary STRENGTHS: independence WEAKNESSES: too kind FAVORED PERSON: mother i guess FAVORED OBJECT: my laptop WHAT WOULD YOU STEAL FROM A STORE: a lollipop WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO A HOMELESS PERSON: money WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: intelligent and likes me WHAT IS YOUR BEST TRAIT: high tolerance
CM: send_me_your_discord.
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NAME: Joey
PURPOSE IN LIFE: Fuck if I know
STRENGTHS: Unpredictable.
WEAKNESSES: Brash, Unpredictable, Cynical, heartless at times, lies if its convenient, easily switches allegiances if it benefits me
FAVORED PERSON: Hahahaha
FAVORED OBJECT: My Lighter
WHAT WOULD YOU STEAL FROM A STORE: Lighter fluid
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO A HOMELESS PERSON: Anything I had, really
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: Intelligence
WHAT IS YOUR BEST TRAIT: Well that would make it loo easy for you, now wouldn’t it ;)
CM: send_me_your_discord.
NAME: Andrea
PURPOSE IN LIFE: To find the perfect food :)
STRENGTHS: Cooking, Using Weapons, Get people under submission for me.
WEAKNESSES: Someone that would praise me all the time and make me feel all jittery.
FAVORED PERSON: Everyone.
FAVORED OBJECT: My kitchen knife
WHAT WOULD YOU STEAL FROM A STORE: I’d steal many sweet mixes and some hardware.
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO A HOMELESS PERSON: …. :) Just perfectly good sweets.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: I look for a trusting and kind person.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST TRAIT: My best trait is for being really compassionate.
CM: send_me_your_discord.
So...
I declare a gif war!
Dramatic Entrance
It's definitely no secret amongst my friends that I enjoy the occasional pun or two. Puns are a class of humour that not everybody can appreciate, but for those who do, I hope you find a special comfort amongst my posts.
I'd like to encompass both written puns and images within my posting because both can bring a lot of joy because, well, pictures are pretty.
And so it begins...