#itachi rp

[uchihaxitachi]

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…. i definitely think you are.

[hidan-anon]

DAMN YOU UCHIHAS! ITACHI THOUGHT HE WAS SO SMART FOR THIS ONE! IT'S NOT SOME JUTSU ITACHI IT'S THE GLORY OF JASHIN SAMA! Bastard really had the nerve... *grumbles* Kakuzu's in there too I BEAT HIS ASS REAL GOOD HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[fugaku--uchiha]

My son Sasuke is sadly a tree now so we're decorating him as a Christmas tree.

[obitoanon-archive]

Hello, Obito. Or should I say, Madara from Target. I would like to sarcastically invite you to my wedding with Rin Nohara san. ^^

@uchihaxitachi

Go back to being dead Itachiiiiiii. Remember when I just stood there and watched you waste away!? REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE BLEEDING OUT OF EVERY HOLE AND ORIFICE?! REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD SASUKE EVERYTHING! NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WERE DEAD. DIE AGAIN BASTARD.

[underworldsheiress]

Merry Christmas!!! 🎄🎄 I wish you lots of light, peace, joy, health, years of life and opportunities this year and in the years to come. I'm sorry if I've been a bit absent this year, but it's been a busy one. Take care of yourself, I wish you all the best. 🥰😘

I know some of you don't celebrate Christmas, then in this case Happy Celebrations if you have them. My wishes still apply for you though: @sasukeanon @obitoanon @hidan-anon @fugaku-uchiha-anon @mikoto-uchiha-anon @rin-nohara-anon @a-la-orilla-del-rio @uchihaxitachi @istadris @untoldsoup @xx-akubara-xx @batneko @suguru-getos

[blindsighted]

Their camp sat at the edge of the sandbank, against the tree line, and beyond the reach of the waves. A black cloak with red cloud patterns llaid open on the sand; another tidily rigged up to block the weather with a simple and sturdy wooden frame. One wide rimmed hat hung at the left and right side, while belts, bags, pouches, knives, and clothes were alternatively set in neat piles or tossed casually around the area. In front of this refuge, wood was stacked, ready to be burned, while a significantly larger pile sat tidily off to the side.

An open flame might normally attract enemies, but there was little chance of any other person coming out this way. In the event that some poor soul did wander in, it was still less likely that they would be strong enough to pose a threat to this deadly duo, if they were stupid enough to approach at all.

White sand glittered under his feet, as he walked along the shore, pressing pleasantly between toes decorated with purple painted nails. The great blue ocean stretched out on his right side, as far as the eye could see. Tall rocky ledges surrounded the bay, framing pale sandy shores of pebbles, jagged rocks, and hardy corals. Delicate little waves rippled across the surface of the water, glistening in the golden glow of the setting sun, before dissipating into soft foam at his feet.

Itachi marveled, taking in the scene with reverence, while a bittersweet nostalgic bliss washed over him- carried along by the salty sea breeze. The rhythmic churning of the tides set a soothing tone, easing the pain of days past with every push and pull. Truly, few in the world really got what they deserved, Itachi pondered, or else he would never have found himself walking in such tranquility, able to forget his woes for a time. Relief and joy coursed through him, earning a little shudder. He smiled to himself, looking out over the waves, towards the darkened shape of his partner, swimming through sparkling waves.

Piercing crimson eyes dart swiftly from the horizon, pulled down to the shore by a flash of motion. At once, he brings down a simple wooden skewer with swift efficiency. The crab struggles, flailing madly at the end of the sharpened stick, but its agony is of little concern to Itachi. Its suffering needed. "Thank you for your sacrifice," he offers in apathetic prayer, before continuing down his route, in search of other unfortunate and edible creatures.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Why are going after Itachi 😤 STICK TO SASUKE AND LEAVE ITACHI ALONE😠😡😡😠

AAAAAAAAAAAAA LYLA SAN!!!! UZUMAKI NARUTO DOESN'T INVITE THE BOYS TO MY YARD THE BOYS COME TO UZUMAKI NARUTO'S YARD AND DRINK MY LEMONADE!!!! ITACHI NIIIIII CHAN IS MY BIGGEST FAN! WE'RE BOTH SUPER GENIUSES WITH SUPER NINJA ABILITIES!!! WE BOTH LOVE RAMEN! WE BOTH HAVE NO FAMILIES! I NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! *nudges* Isn't that right @itachianon hehehehehehe!!

[orochimaruanon]

Greetings, Orochimaru san. I’m afraid I’m tormented by constant migraines with the rush & the loudness Akatsuki base has. Perhaps you could help me with this constant ail. Nothing comes free, in return, I shall grant you one wish as well.

@itachianon

That is concerning Itachi-kun. Sasuke suffers from the same malignant diagnosis, it must be in your genes. I will offer you a herbal remedy, strictly abortive and not to be taken daily. I will also send Kabuto to be your nurse. His fingers can do wonders with massages.. KABUTOOOOOO! AT ONCE. I INSIST. Do not argue with me Kabuto. The boy is heartbroken refuses to obey. Kabuto I will not repeat myself.