#sarcastic

[forgivenessissupposedtobeearned]

can you imagine if surgeons were like "well we tried wearing gloves while doing surgery for two years and it worked really well, like people stopped dying all the time.... but, I'm going to stop because I don't feel like it"

[wahroh]

[transmasc-futaba]

Me feeling the privilege I suddenly have over all women course through me after putting he/him in my bio

[meamidstthechaos]

In a room full of people, I would be looking for the door.

[seldomlog]

[no-hearts-included]

Why were TFC x Reader fanfics lowkey thriving for like a week or two then all of a sudden everyone got slaughtered and killed. (At least on Tumblr, and A03 is slowing down slowly)

WHAT HAPPENED? AM I BLIND? WHERE IS EVERYONE??

WHERE ARE MY FANFICS? WHERE ARE THE LOVELY WRITERS?? CHAT I DONT WANNA BE FORCED TO WRITE MY OWN FANFICS, YKNOW HOW BAD I AM AND HOW MUC I MISS CHARACTERIZE THEM.

N000OOOOOOOoooooooo

[definitlynotaplant]

Humans are Weird: Sarcasm

Aight. Pulling this outta my ass and throwing onto the table. But sarcasm

Like sometimes we say the opposite of what we mean but only sometimes. Some people get offended by it. Some find it funny. Sometimes it’s meant as a joke, but it can sometimes be meant to be meant as rude or hurtful. Sometimes there are dire facts that need to be stated but humans use sarcasm. Most humans can’t even tell if another one is being sarcastic.

“no. The giant thing with teeth dripping corrosive venom and claws as big as a humans forearm are meant to be snuggled. You just gotta jump up behind it!”

“the poisonous gas cloud is perfectly safe! It kills everyone and everything, but you’re immune! Go ahead and try!”

Now tell me how an alien would interpret that.