Why do I get horny and affectionate when I'm tired and over caffeinated lol

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Why do I get horny and affectionate when I'm tired and over caffeinated lol
High key
Are the dudes on tumblr even real 😩😩
WHY OH WHY
I honestly don't know what is wrong with me there is a particular couple (girl and boy) that I literally cannot stand. So my solution to this is to become obsessed with them and to ensure I am "better" than them. Like no I should press delete on their existence in my life but no I carry on ignoring my own damn advice and just critique them from a distance.