I️ declared my two wildest dreams at five years old: to be an Academy Award Winning Actress...and to have a big brother. As an only child, both were implausible and one seemed impossible. Like a little Alice, I️ practiced believing before breakfast every day...until one day, ten years after I️’d declared my dreams, I️ learned that the most impossible of the two had already come true. I️’d had a big brother all along. I️ looked for him everywhere. I️ searched high and I️ searched low, uprooting trees and shrubs and flowers and shit. I️t took me another FIFTEEN YEARS before I️ finally found him. We met for the first time in May, and tomorrow he is flying out to visit L.A. and his little sister for the first time. Happy mother fucking birthday to me. 🤣 #onlychildsyndrome #dreamsreallydocometrue #truestorybro #ithinkweallknowwhatcomesnext #onedownonetogo #wholittheblackflamecandle #itsjustabunchofhocuspocus #yeahright #internetgratitude P.S. Huge thanks and all my love to all the pseudo-bros I️ picked up along the way, including, but not limited to: Ryan, Chris, Tommy, & Bumper. 💙 (at Silver Lake, Los Angeles)









