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help i've fallen xiaobao edition

#myatb #meet you at the blossom #its called equality

right, a new human au, that means deciding what alfred and matthew’s parents look like

#Actor au #the age old parents divorce and matthew goes to live in canada #i keep making both the twins canadian and then al moves to america #its called EQUALITY #10 CELEBRITIES YOU DIDNT KNOW WERE CANADIAN #NUMBER 7 ALFRED F JONES #alfred is named after his dad uwu uwu #fuc mattie i guess #he can be named after his granddad

If people can mischaracterize kurama based on the dub then i can mischaracterize kurama based on the old janky scanlations

#its called equality #the kat goes meow #yyh

otto canonically never let it go when he met pete wentz and awsten didnt that one time early in the studio because awsten has a major crush on PETE so this is only fair *nodding*

#ITS CALLED EQUALITY #otto tells that story over and over with such PALPABLE glee #as awsten goes UGHHHHHHHHHHH next to him #its called BOYFRIENDS!!!!! ITS CALLED HERO WORSHIP CRUSHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legally can I call the cops on my neighbors who deffo have a gathering of more than ten going on at their house rn

#cops are pigs and thats why i feel comfortable calling them on a suburban white family #its called equality #literally were on shelter in place orders why are you babing guests over THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS #covid lockdown #diary

Reading a book abt the widow of laporte and honestly i just DONT think she needed a "reason" lol. Like obvi the life insurance policies but there are other ways to make money! I dont think she needed to have suffered a traumatic miscarriage back in norway before murdering people on her pig farm in indiana. No one's asking if h h holmes had a traumatic miscarriage, for instance

#its called EQUALITY #i think she didnt believe in the inherent sanctity of human life WHICH during the gilded age like. makes sense

Pussy is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but it smells amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get my tongue deep enough to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those strong thick thighs crushing my head and choking my face. When I lean back and look up at you with slick coating my face, hair all fucked up and I wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and I ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out of your pussy... That’s when I’m satisfied

TERFS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS POST THE PUSSY IS ALL PUSSY NO MATTER GENDER. I KEPT GENDERED PRONOUNS OUT FROM THIS SHITPOST FOR A REASON. TRANS PUSSY CIS PUSSY HETERO GAY BI POLY READING OF THIS. THIS IS A SHITPOST AIMED AT PUSSY CONNOISSEURS AND MEME ENJOYERS

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #SHITPOST #this is based on the john green cock monologue and its because i've never seen a pussy version of it #its called equality #ironically i do not have any enjoyment from either set of genitals

So my brain just tried to come up with a rhyme for "Kings, Queens and non-binary ____" and all I could think of was "Sheens."

That being said Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron IS non-binary now I'm sorry I don't make the rules I just speak them into existence.

#its called equality #its called growth #its called canon

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