Mar 18, 2025
the un-egg-xpected consequences of scrambled communication
bruce wayne/clark kent
After a rough escape from intergalactic bounty hunters and a month stuck on a moon with no food, Bruce and Clark decide on an... unconventional plan for food. - Without looking at him, Bruce continued. “You don't produce eggs when you masturbate and I.” He cleared his throat, “I examined your eggs, months ago. They aren't particularly nutritionally dense but, but they're something.” “You checked the nutritional makeup of my eggs.” Clark said blankly, “Without telling me.” A faint red flush bloomed over the back of Bruce's neck, “I was curious.”