#its full proof

[nuffytaffy]

Work with me here, if I just remove my glasses beforehand, would it be easier for me to hold eye contact with you?

[roxyscave]

see I figured it out. I have anxiety interacting with people makes me anxious

I am puppy

but I'm supposed to act like people with people. if I was to act like puppy with people then I would not be anxious.

this is why they should let me be puppy

[queenpigeon]

Me on the bus: chooses the very back seat next to the air conditioner so that the seat next to me is always wet from the air conditioner dripping and no one will sit next to me

[yumekuma]

im just gonna write in big letters on my forehead I LOVE KNB TOO so he talks to me about it

[toastqueen]

How to get senpai to notice you

1) Make senpai a pie

2) Give the pie to senpai on national pi day

3) Confess to senpai saying "A pie for my senpai on pi day."

4) Senpai now notices you!

5) Live happily ever after with your senpai!!

[singularpronoun-blog1]

Plan for the first day of school tomorrow:

Walk into class looking punk af

Wait until people are like "Ohhh shoot don't mess with that girl!"

Wait more

Be super nice and friendly and sweet out of nowhere

Say "First rule of this literature class: 'Don't judge a book by its cover'

Hit them across the face with a book and disappear in a cloud of smoke.

[spectrumofreality]

I’ve decided to open up a new business.

I’m going to sell money on eBay.

[blerry-face]

if you ever want to have cute guys talk to you first just plan on spending the day at best buy