#its so foolproof

[derangedwifenadja]

I wonder if guillermo knows about baby sensory videos

I can just really vividly imagine him getting tired of all the vampires squabbling with each other in the fancy room so he switches the projector on (he installed one for them) and puts one of those hey bear fruit sensory videos on and one by one they all stop talking and just sit in silence, totally mesmerised

And he tries to ask them something and they're all like SHH