Nov 5, 2019
My parents be all ‘you need to get a new car’ because my dipstick tube pipe thing broke and I had to get it replaced. Meanwhile this twenty year old Ford sounds like it did the day we bought it and the only recurring problem is that sometimes the key fob doesn’t lock the doors so you have to manually lock it. Oh and the passenger window is stuck.
Then over there my mom’s SUV sounds like a cement mixer full of marbles when she turns it on and my dad’s brand new Ford decided to up and just not turn on one day.
Stop being so goddamn hateful to my boy, he’s old as fuck and looks like shit but he runs fine. How about let he who is without vehicle issues cast the first stone, thankyouverymuch.