I like to imagine Chilchuck meeting Klavier Gavin because Chil's hater game is so elevated I expect him to call Klavier out on his fake accent and brand immediately.
Just
LMAO HELPPPP DFGHDJKD
chilchuck would dislike klavier's ass so much he hates the theatrics he hates that he always hears klavier's chains jingling so damn loud bc of his enhanced hearing he hates that klavier gavin is constantly blurring the line between a professional and romantic relationship HE DOES NOT LIKE HIM!!!!!!
weeks ago i've been thinking abt chil + apollo interactions too and while i haven't thought about it too deeply, i think they're like two cats who can't be put in a room together lest they start hissing at each other LOL (in chilchuck's case at least, i think apollo is a bit intimidated by him bc of his seniority.) they're like when you try and stick the same sides of a magnet together, cannot be compatible
Apollo Justice is my Silly Rabbit too I love putting that little guy in situations. I want him small enough to fit in my hands and I wanna pose him like an action figure.
you could even say ... that you'd like ..... a pocket polly- [i am forcibly removed from the tumbly ask]
My little son. His name is Karma. He is not yet a year old.
KARMA THE KIBBY 🥺 OH HES SO TEENY!!! THE LITTLEST FELLA!!!! AN ABSOLUTE BABEY!!!!! i am raving so hard about your cat rn he's so 🥺🥺🥺🥺 im mmeltingm 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
For the characters, how about some opinions about good old Mia Fey?
mia!!! she's great, i love her.
Favourite Thing: her relationship with Maya, which is EXTREMELY juicy and i need to spend more time deliberating on. they're so. it's such a complicated relationship and i love it and i love them
Least Favourite Thing: that design. it does not work. im a lesbian and even i want those boobs out of my face.
Favourite Line: i know that Dahlia wasn't treated the best by t&t, but that doesn't change the fact that "For all of eternity, you'll have to remain as Dahlia Hawthorne. A miserable, pathetic, weak creature who can never win at anything... And for you, there is no escape from that. No hope of freedom." and ESPECIALLY "The narrow bridge that once stretched out in front of you has burnt to a crisp!" go hard as HELL
brOTP: Maya obviously, but also Phoenix, just because the three of them would have been an unstoppable team together
OTP: miego is fun and supported by canon, but lanamia is objectively funnier (and also yuri. i am biased), so im gonna say lanamia
nOTP: i dont dig too deep into shipping stuff so im not sure if this is a thing, but Mia and Phoenix doesn't sit right with me. dunno why.
Random Headcanon: saw a post somewhere that Mia definitely sent copies of all of her uni textbooks to Maya because Kurain was doing a shit job of teaching them properly and have since incorporated that very thoroughly into my worldview
Unpopular Opinion: if she comes back in a later game im going to break something. she moved on after bridge to the turnabout. not sure if people actually put her in post-aa3 fics but if they do im fighting all of them in single combat
Song: this is gonna sound silly but Ticket To Nowhere from that one episode of Game Changer. there was animatic of it that i saw once and now it's a Mia Fey song
audio taken from collegehumor "ticket to nowhere" https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XRwaNvbBvU8
Favourite Picture: this piece of her one a motorcycle by @/amphibily ROCKS
also, not really an image, but i simply must mention the time she lost to doctor pepper
