These were the four weapons wielded by the First Master
But we still need them for this snake disaster
Oops! The guy who’s got them is super possessed
Quick! Age up his son with a toasty beverage!
Baby, do you like TV?
Like Avatar or TMNT?
Dragons Rising is on YouTube for free,
Unless you live in Britain,
Cuz fuck you, Britain
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Jump up, kick back, round you go
Real OGs danced to The Fold
We remember, cuz we’re old
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Jump up, kick back, round you go
Triple axel, tornado
Roll the credits! Ninja, go!
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
17 seasons of this show
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
When it ends, we do not know
Don’t worry ‘bout the lore, it’ll make your brain unravel
They tried to fix this once already with time travel
Where you see a hero, bad guys see a meal
But no one* in this show ever dies for real
*close enough
So, baby do you like this green?
It spends a lot of time on screen
Morro drowned, and she was squashed like a bee
And Lloyd has PTSD,
Yes, canonically
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Kai is cursed to be big bro
Jay, he joined the Paw Patrol
Cole can dropkick homophobes
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Made of parts from Home Depot
Turned herself into seafoam
We don’t talk ‘bout Misako
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Skip the movie with Theroux
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
It was nothing like the show!
What’s it take to get some more arms?
I’d really like some more height
How’d you get this way, Mr. Garm?
Keep both those torsos upright
What’s it take to make that dollar,
And get a toy line ahead?
Bought these hardened plastic warriors
But I made them kiss instead
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Makes more money than Duplo*
*my source is that I made it the fuck up
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Little guys with hands that glow
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Line them up: it’s a rainbow!
N-I-N-J-A-G-O
Fruity ninjas in Lego
Whew, I want a musical episode, does anyone else want a musical episode? Whoo, is this something the people want? Okay, the cast can sing, somebody call Doc and Kevin.
