Jun 30, 2014
At dinner, my brother asked me which super powers I would prefer: flying or teleporting. So I said teleporting if I could take people with me. Then he asked if I would prefer invisibility or breathing underwater. I said invisibility. My dad chipped in to tell me that I could sneak backstage at One Direction concerts. My mum told me that I could sneak into dressing rooms and see "Harry Styles in his British chonies." Then I said that I would teleport away with 1D. Somehow my dinner evolved into detailed plans involving the kidnapping of One Direction.