Wait. What?

Anna / 17 / Message me if you need anything /no porn blogs please

[just-shower-thoughts]

If reincarnation is a thing, you could be learning about yourself in school without even knowing it

[gifak-net]

[ultravioletnights]

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

[alexbelvocal]

What

[books-and-cookies]

how

[prettybxybastard]

HOW

[nonbinannytranny]

“ballet isn’t a sport”

[bubblegumjetpack]

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

[time-lordd]

Ballet is raw AF

[tattoosforpigeons]

Harry Potter characters as Gina Linetti quotes

Harry: How was I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions.

Ron: is there anyway I could skip doing that and instead not do that?

Hermione: oopsie you said something super dumb.

Ginny: do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?

Luna: pizzazz is who I am

Neville: how did my life come to this?

Draco: I’m the bully around here ask anyone.

Fred & George: you can’t go wrong with dental emergency or death of a triplet

Percy: yeah I heard and that’s how I know I don’t care

Dumbledore: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Mcgonagall: this wasn’t an invitation to keep talking

Snape: the only reason I didn’t tell you guys is because I don’t value you as people.

James: the only thing I’m not good at is modesty… because I’m great at it.

Lily: men are difficult because they’re all secretly monsters

Sirius: this is a miscarriage of justice. I’m gonna haunt your dreams

Remus: it’s weird it’s like why do the worst things always happen to the best people

Peter: I hate you. Not joking. Bye!

Regulus: yeah but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse

Tonks: Nymphadora Tonks. The human form of the 100 emoji

Voldemort: because I’m a higher level of being

[sixpenceee]

The speed of base jumping is incredible

More info by reddit user KevlarYarmulke

He lands in that big open flat area after the video stops. He parked there earlier and hiked the mountain / took a lift / helicopter.

You first skydive for 2000+ times, then you start wingsuit skydiving, then you get into base, then you go to wingsuit base.

Your first wingsuit base won’t be terrain flying. When you eventually get to terrain flight, you’ll study the mountain on google earth to learn the slope relative to your glide ratio. Then you’ll hike the mountain, and fly down it at a high altitude looking at features and things to avoid. You’ll re-fly the line over and over again until you’re comfortable getting down low.  Eventually, you’ll end up with a final product like this video.

This is the very end of the process (prior to your likely untimely death).

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[electronictragedy]

While you slept, He studied the blade

[starwarsgraphictee]

Despereaux SNAPPED

[arahir]

this last comment is the only funny one this post has ever gotten thank you for your service

[uranodioning]

“how old are you” please dont make me do math

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a vampire wrote this

[ofshxeldarchive-deactivated2017]

MY FAVOURITE trope is the 

“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

[haberdashing]

and then

“i said ALL of them”

*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*

[brutusfeels]

And then *stern look*

*pulls out one more tiny pistol*

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[memes-r-memes]

[motionpicturesource]

The oldest asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence, so Death fashioned him one from the elder tree that stood nearby. The second brother decided that he wanted to humiliate Death even further and asked for the power to recall loved ones from the grave, so Death plucked a stone from the river and offered it to him. Finally Death turned to the third brother. A humble man, he asked for something to allow him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death, and so it was that Death reluctantly handed over his own clock of invisibility.  

[little-niggah-sugar]

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

[just-shower-thoughts]

Due to the different lengths of their years, Earth and Mars will have different times for the anniversaries of the first landing.

[gaynfl-moved]

is he gonna check???

[renicula]

[flowerinaflame]

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I’m outright offended that no one informed me when this reached 420 notes