#itsagentxcarter

[butlcr-blog]

[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

tfln meme

[ sms: miss carter ]: …several questions suddenly jump to mind [ sms: miss carter ]: along with several answers, actually [ sms: miss carter ]: you can decide what you would prefer

[captainamericarogers]

mutual masturbation B)

Guess my muse's turn-ons

NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW

[clintbxrton-a]

itsagentxcarter

    “Yes, well, I don’t tightrope.”

     "  Last time I was on         a tight rope I fell off         and nearly died. I         might be an ex-carney,         but that doesn't mean I         can walk on a tightrope.  "

[captainamericarogers]

itsagentxcarter replied to your post:pelts steve with french fries

"Then bury you alive I will. But not before you give me a kiss. That’s my condition."

"Come over here and give me a smooch then."

[clintbxrton-a]

all of the texts idk or the ones you like best uwu

Send “✆” for a morning text.

[text: Pegs] so did you actually sleep or

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

[text: Pegs] sometimes i wish you'd stop being so closed off and let someone in

Send “☎” for a rushed text.

[text: Pegs] being followed. can't come in to work. i'll text again if im still alive in                   three hours

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[text: Pegs] you still up? kinda can't sleep

[clintbxrton-a]

[text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese

[text: Pegs] is it my birthday[text: Pegs] why are you showing up on my front porch

[clintbxrton-a]

[text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

[text: Pegs] there are plenty of other ways to apologize[text: Pegs] there's "i'm sorry"

[clintbxrton-a]

Ѡ ( ha h a ha ha hah )

[text: Pegs] i have a feeling these weren't meant for me

[text: Pegs] i mean, nice view

[text: Pegs] but you might want to check that recieving bar