TEXTS // NOAH & CHARLIE
[SMS ↷ BABYDADDY CHARLIE]: So, thanks for offering me out as a babysitter for people you wanna fuck.
[SMS ↷ BABYDADDY CHARLIE]: Did i say thanks, I mean, don't fucking do that again.
[SMS ↷ BABYDADDY CHARLIE]: I'm carrying your child, i'm not your damn wingman.
[SMS ↷ BABYDADDY CHARLIE]: And... wear an actual new condom, not one from the 7th grade this time. Don't want anymore mistakes.











