#itsgumbo

[devildevouring]

@itsgumbo​

“Hey, stay-puft.”

[sucksahoy-a]

@itsgumbo​ asked : ‘ please don't call me that, it will stick. ’

         she  doesn’t  say  anything  for  a  good  half  of  a  minute .  just  takes  her  time  in  writing  out  a  new  menu  mixture  because  she  was  tired  of  all  the  basic  ice  cream  scoops  seemed  to  enjoy  throwing  at  customers .  it  was  no  wonder  people  were  bored  with  them  and  why  they  couldn’t  seem  to  keep  a  steady  flow  of  customers .  this  one ,  though ?  oh ...  it  was  gonna  be  a  sellout .  she  was  sure  of  it .  it  was  gonna  be  better  than  the  cherries  jubilee  and  might  make  everyone  forget  about  the  coke  float .

   the  top  of  the  marker  is  clicked  back  on  and  robin  sighs ,  blue  eyes  pulling  from  the  dry  erase  board  she’d  nicked  from  a  dumpster  that  morning .  sure,  corporate  might  not  be  happy ,  but  wasn’t  it  steve  who  had  said  to  screw  company  policy ?  she’d  just  blame  him  if  they  got  yelled  at .  “ which  one ?  dingus  or  dumb  ass ?  because  they  both  have  a  ring  to  them .  but ,  i  think  dingus  is  gonna  be  hard  to  shake  considering  i  just  named  a  daily  special  after  it . ”

   she  lifts  the  board ,  turning  it  so  that  he  can  read  DINGUS  SPLIT  FLOAT .  a  short  list  of  ingredients  scrawled  under  the  name :  chocolate ,  strawberry ,  pistachio ,  and  a  splash  of  coke  that  might  be  an  accident  that’s  been  soaked  up  by  a  crumbling  of  waffle  cone .  “ think  the  ladies’ll  be  impressed ?  you  got  your  own  menu  item  and  everything .  means  you’re  totally  important . ”  

[itsdmod]

can I order a uhhhhh,, pineapple pizza

“This is your pizza reading: you are an adventurous young man who doesn’t care about what other people think. Judgement is no fear for you and it will help you make the choices that will bring the most fun to you most times.”

@itsgumbo

[wngotngo-a]

@itsgumbo​ replied to your post: ah yes, billy’s favorite person to vibe check–...

shUT UP BIWWY

“Fuck off Stive.”

[pentaxed-a]

@itsgumbo​ @wngotngo​

[riftmeanewverse]

steve

[resistpearls]

@itsgumbo​ said: ❝ dude, you have your own. stop stealing my fries. ❞

making a face at the other, pretending to look hurt. “dude.. but sharing is caring, steve.” he pointed out, glancing down towards the fries steve had, soon enough grabbing another one quickly and putting into his mouth, shortly laughing after he had ate another fry leaning away mainly to avoid if steve tried to hit him playfully. 

[prstdgttn]

❝ hey. what the hell is this bacon soda bullshit and why does something that horrendous exist? ❞

“Son of a BITCH-”

“How do you not know about BACON SODA, my dude? It’s the fruit of the GODS.”