@itsgumbo
“Hey, stay-puft.”
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@itsgumbo
“Hey, stay-puft.”
@itsgumbo asked : ‘ please don't call me that, it will stick. ’
she doesn’t say anything for a good half of a minute . just takes her time in writing out a new menu mixture because she was tired of all the basic ice cream scoops seemed to enjoy throwing at customers . it was no wonder people were bored with them and why they couldn’t seem to keep a steady flow of customers . this one , though ? oh ... it was gonna be a sellout . she was sure of it . it was gonna be better than the cherries jubilee and might make everyone forget about the coke float .
the top of the marker is clicked back on and robin sighs , blue eyes pulling from the dry erase board she’d nicked from a dumpster that morning . sure, corporate might not be happy , but wasn’t it steve who had said to screw company policy ? she’d just blame him if they got yelled at . “ which one ? dingus or dumb ass ? because they both have a ring to them . but , i think dingus is gonna be hard to shake considering i just named a daily special after it . ”
she lifts the board , turning it so that he can read DINGUS SPLIT FLOAT . a short list of ingredients scrawled under the name : chocolate , strawberry , pistachio , and a splash of coke that might be an accident that’s been soaked up by a crumbling of waffle cone . “ think the ladies’ll be impressed ? you got your own menu item and everything . means you’re totally important . ”
can I order a uhhhhh,, pineapple pizza
“This is your pizza reading: you are an adventurous young man who doesn’t care about what other people think. Judgement is no fear for you and it will help you make the choices that will bring the most fun to you most times.”
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@itsgumbo replied to your post: ah yes, billy’s favorite person to vibe check–...
shUT UP BIWWY
“Fuck off Stive.”
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steve
@itsgumbo said: ❝ dude, you have your own. stop stealing my fries. ❞
making a face at the other, pretending to look hurt. “dude.. but sharing is caring, steve.” he pointed out, glancing down towards the fries steve had, soon enough grabbing another one quickly and putting into his mouth, shortly laughing after he had ate another fry leaning away mainly to avoid if steve tried to hit him playfully.
❝ hey. what the hell is this bacon soda bullshit and why does something that horrendous exist? ❞
“Son of a BITCH-”
“How do you not know about BACON SODA, my dude? It’s the fruit of the GODS.”