#itsmecabbage

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okey so i am not looking.

[itsmecabbage]

it is my birthday and i am the boss so i get every toy

[itsmecabbage]

every day i endure a humiliation

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oh hello

[itsmecabbage]

been findin new places like for example this one has towels

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when i get scared of a loud noises i go on my bag under the bed and pretend i am going on vacation

[itsmecabbage]

pesticide free cabbage

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do i charm you?