#itspennymccartney

[itsoldpaul-blog]

*knocks on hte mccartney door, mccartney theme playing in the distance*

*hits th door* hoo dis

[itsoldpaul-blog]

A small, folded note laid at the top of the stairs for when Paul would wake. It was in Penny's elegant handwriting, reading, "Daddy- It's taken me almost 23 years, but I am finally ready to pull myself away from you and live a life on my own. I have a husband, a daughter, and another on the way, and I plan to begin my future with them now. I'm no longer your baby girl. I've come to accept that and so must you. I'm moving away and will be hard to contact so don't bother trying. Love you. -Penny."

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[nickohotdamn]

itspennymccartney mentioned you in a post “nickohotdamn started following you what the hell nick”

nickohotdamn started following you what the

I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON

[imasadtrashhobo-blog]

that sounds delightful, but i'm pregnant.

oh my god you are?! congrats! i didn't notice. sorry 'bout the vodquila thing. i might still get some

[imasadtrashhobo-blog]

*grits her teeth together* oh, so she's back with matt...

yeah. i'm not happy about it either. hey you wanna get some vodquila? i heard it's horrible

[imasadtrashhobo-blog]

wait, what?! you were... you were marrying her?

yeah well we were and then she left me for matt so here i am

[imasadtrashhobo-blog]

*pulls back and clears throat* so. um. sister. *raises an eyebrow* why didn't you tell me?

*rubs the back of neck* about what? marrying your sister?

[imasadtrashhobo-blog]

*kisses face* I KNOW YOU DATED MY SISTER YOU LITTLE BITCH BUT ITS CHRISTMAS

*kisses yours back* HELL FUCKIN YEAH IT IS