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c . no. evil 📸: @owlbeno #digitalart #itsnotthatgood #itsprettygreat #ignoranceistorture (at Umtata)

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Just a great little adventure

Once upon a time there was a man with a penis. Oh yeah, a penis, because he was a man. His name was Wesley. One day Wesley was walking through the park and he saw a woman. This woman had two breasts and a wide set vagina. Her name was Melissa, which he struggled to remember at times but that comes later. Wesley and Melissa led two very different lives. They had only one thing in common; a desire for internet smut. They in fact both followed the same internet smut publisher, ManaWhaat. There they would find something for everyone! Fuffy smut or acid trip stuff, but not rapey. They met on a cloudy day and they both ducked into a small internet café to enjoy some internet smut while the clouds passed. The café was crowded because of the weather so seating was scarce. They both approached the same table with room enough for only one laptop. It was a stare off, turned polite off turned, are you sure off, and finally a lets share. They agreed to first have a cup of coffee and get to know each other a bit before politely taking turns with their devices to enjoy internet smut on the table. Wesley asked what kind of drink she would take, she said to surprise her. He ordered two of the exact same kind hoping for a miracle. When the gal behind the counter shouted out two tall decaf vanilla lattes, one for Wesley and one for … melody? no no Melissa. Her eyes lit up from across the room, not with joy, but terror. That was the very drink she was enjoying after watching internet smut, right before setting sail that fateful night she lost her husband to the Lacramose leaches. She told him that he could be the pot and kettle all himself and stormed out, with thoughts of her lost lover Matty. And so this is not actually an internet smut story at all, but rather a complete waste of your time. Thank you and Goodbye.

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Hard work is starting to pay off. :)

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Logic of a boy directioner (a.k.a me)

The boy(s) quiff their hair, I quiff my hair. The boy(s) grow out their beards, I grow out my beard. The boy(s) wear jean jackets and vans, I wear beanies and vans. etc. ;)

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