#itwouldbefunny

[azoprism]

i think we should bring back jesters.

i want to yell “BRING IN THE FOOL” and have a grown adult enter the room, hit a jig, and pay them 2 billion smack-a-roons for their service

[austinlaw]

Needing that type of relationship where I just get hit by their car

[potatorat101]

Ok Juno with a gun is an excellent idea, brilliant even. But here me out here what if she had a tank! Imagine a cute slime alien in a tank! Sure it would be a bit difficult to play air hockey in a tank but it would look cool!

[unicorn-terrorist]

Who wouldn't like to go back in time

Don’t you think it would be cool to go back in time but with the knowledge you have right now. I mean you go back to your elementary school time and then you are super intelligent like I don’t know I mean what would a talk with your mom look like

Mom: Hey honey what are you doing?

Me: Oh I’m just thinking about how much money I have to save till the Nintendo 3Ds comes out in 10 years

Mom: The Ninte- what?

Me: Oh don’t worry about that. I’m going to solve some Polynomial division. Can I have a calculator.

Mom: Polynomi…wait you are just in elementary school!

Me: You know I really wonder how things are will be going after Trump got elected in 2016

Mom: *takes phone* yeah hello. I think my little girl got some kind of diseases.