okay royal au ship talk .
zam is a disaster of a man. so is pangi, funnily enough. pangi is in love with zam, and vice versa. neither of them realize this. subz realizes this, and thinks they're both fucking idiots. newsflash. subz is also a fucking idiot.
subz and zam fall in love. they r devoted to each other wholeheartedly. it's so cringe. neither of them realize their feelings for each other for quite some time.
vitalasy and subz have known each other for forever, and they love each other, but they don't get together.
clowndoons is also a thing here. clown and redd have something going on, and it's not quite platonic and not quite romantic but a Secret Third Thing. they do not address it. swagdoons makes a few cameos but i cannot say much on it as it will spoil a future oneshot.
rek, chief and branzy r all in love. rek would write love letters to branzy and not send them. chief would later discover these letters, and since chief is married to branzy after a very drunken decision, he gets close to branzy and ends up catching feelings. so chief confronts rek and is like hey, if you tell branzy you like him i'll do the same thing, and so they do. they are so horrible about it slash positive. i hope they die
they r all insane.