ON THE TOWN INCORRECT QUOTES BC I'M HYPERFIXATING
Ivy: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Dilly: What baby?
Ivy, crying a bit: Me.
Chip: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Chip: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Ozzie: Gives a bouquet to Pitkin
Pitkin: You know I'm allergic.
Ozzie: That's the point.
Ivy, holding a rock: Gabey just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Chip: If you don't marry him, I will.
Chip: I told Gabey to grab snacks for everyone.
Claire, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
Chip, Gabey, and Hildy raise their hands
Gabey: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
Chip: I have very high standards, you know.
Hildy: I can make spaghetti…
Chip: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
Hildy: Nothing in life is free.
Chip: Love is free.
Pitkin: Knowledge is free.
Ivy: Friendship is free.
Claire: Self-respect is free.
Ozzie: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The Squad: …
Pitkin: Ozzie, that's illegal-
Hildy: No, let him finish!
Ivy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Gabey: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Ivy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Hildy: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Chip: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Hildy: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
Ozzie: Please, Hildy, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Ozzie: I’m sorry Hildy.
Ozzie: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Hildy: It has to be done.
Ozzie:
Hildy:
Ozzie:
Hildy: Places +4 Uno.
Dilly: And what did we learn, Gabey?
Gabey: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.
Chip: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: …
Claire: What is wrong with you?