#iwanttobearealboy

[b00ksandcleverness]

I was tagged by @iwanttobearealboy (sorry this isn't tagging for some reason)

Rule 1: Post the rules  Rule 2 : Answer the questions the tagger asked you and make 11 new ones  Rule 3 : Tag 11 people and link them to your post  Rule 4 : Let them know you have tagged them

1. What character do you hate most and why?

Hm...most hated character EVER? That's a tough one. Um...OH NO OKAY DELORES FUCKING UMBRIDGE.

2. If you could do one ting that was really dangerous and be guaranteed to survive what would it be? And your reasoning for doing said thing.

Um, probably not what you meant, but a Phoenix.

3. Why did you make a Tumblr?

Curiosity. But you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat. In this case, it became a time sucking void of evil and awesomeness.

4. If the Purge was real would you actively take part? Why or why not?

I never saw that movie (just the trailer), but I hate humans in general, so possibly. But more probably, I'd hide away in a fortified basement with shotguns and an axe

5. What Hogwarts house would you be sorted into? 

Ravenclaw.

6.Now what’s your reasoning for that placement? (is this cheating? meh, whatever) 

Haha no, I simply trust J.K. Rowling and the work that has gone into Pottermore.

7. If you had to lose a limb which would it be?

My pinky toe.

8. Skip this one!

NO I REFUSE.

9. this is the real 8 What’s a talent of yours?

Hm..Talent..Um...My brain enjoys memorizing lines from movies and music lyrics. But other than than, probably my talent would be writing. (Also I can wiggle my nose and my ears)

10. If you were a demigod who would you’re godly parent be?

Athena

11. How do you feel about socks? (This is for science I assure you)

Fluffy socks are the best. Stripped socks are awesome. Socks in bed are the devil (they make you too warm)

Okay, now my made up 11:

1. What song can you not help but dance to like a TOTAL DORK when you're alone?

2. What's one talent you wish you had?

3. What's one book that's stayed with you since you were a child?

4. Favorite author?

5. Best movie you've seen this year?

6. You have a free plane ticket and an all-expenses paid trip but you have to leave RIGHT NOW. Where are you going?

7. Favorite pet name?

8.  Earth, wind, water, fire, air, lightning, energy - which one do you choose?

9. First ship you ever shipped?

10. What made you ship that ship?

11.  What did you dress up as last halloween?

RANDOM TAGGING (sorry y'all...)!!!! punk-rock-science, cosima-sawicki, swashbuckling-pen, cmea-hp, minodragonfly, officialpunkymonkey, that-witchy-clone, tinytmas, accio-cosima, toodrunktofindanurl, catching-cosima

[revelmix]

I just had to explain to some horny old ladies that a slave girl was giving a blow job to her Roman emperor... While his wife watched and received her own, uh..., 'treatments'. I'll never be the same after today.

That's probably the weirdest thing I've heard all day and I'm sure it was for the old ladies too

[revelmix]

Okay, so this is like my 7th attempt at this. Non anon contact is a go! So yeah, I'm R. Well not really, but I can't give out my full name here. I'm a wanted man. I like the color green and I enjoy butter pecan ice cream. I don't have a cat, but I really want one! We'd do cat things together like bathing, eating, and sleeping. I'm going to buy a cat and turtle as soon as i can afford a cat and turtle. Oh! And I skipped ship because I have so many and I don't want any of them to feel left out.

I hope you can afford a cat soon because my cat having friends love doing cat things with them. Butter pecan is a cool ice cream flavor too, why does everyone like green so much? lol