I just want a peaceful life in the forest as a wizard / mage.
I want to live in a small cottage with a small stone tower connected to it.
I want to spend my day running a nice little apothecary where I sell my potions and spells to the local townspeople and adventurers (for a small price).
I want to offer brave adventurers my help in exchange for them retrieving the ultra-rare ingredient from the mountain (the mountain is crazy tall and has a dragon, I'm too lazy to deal with all that).
I want a nice room at the top of my wizard tower with a cauldron, an old desk, a nice circular rug, an astrolabe, a telescope, a bookshelf (plural) and scrolls literally EVERYWHERE.
I was not meant to live in a world where the word "situationship" is more common than shouting "FIREBALL, BITCH!" Taking out a small host of Orcish brigands in the process.
No stress, no taxes, no fretting, just me n my little, gay, off-the-grid magic lair.
