Aug 25, 2015
GUYS I LITERALLY JUST FOUND A LETTER THAT I LEFT FOR THE FUCKING TOOTH FAIRY AND IT LITERALLY SAYS “Dear tooth fairy, I want to look at my tooth but I left you something else! Can I have ten bucks? I know that is a lot but I do not have any money (unless you count two target gift cards!) Please write back.” I WAS SUCH A LITTLE STINGY CHILD I LITERALLY LEFT A PENNY FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY IN EXCHANGE FOR TEN BUCKS AND I ALREADY HAD MONEY AND OMG IF I COULD GIVE ADVICE TO MY PAST SELF JUST LIKE KID THATS NOT HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS JESUS CHRIST