#iwassodumb

[the-lamb-sauce]

when I was little, like 7 years old, I thought babies come usually from girls' vagina just from nowhere 

and I was always really worried that I would once be on a toilet and suddenly PLOP and my baby would be born and accidentally sucked in the toilet.

So that's why I always checked before splashing.

[attilaone71]

Thanks God for the sign, that I deserve better

[ladysharpshooter]

I remember I always used to go on dates and be like oh they obviously can't read my mind this isn't gonna work out