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Jake: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

- Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Dwight: We’re not interested in your sour grapes, okay? Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes.

Jim: In the fridge.

Dwight: No, Jim.

- The Office

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Mike: I’m getting a lot of press interest about Catherine and, you know, her condition.

Selina: What? She’s a lesbian, Mike. She’s not a werewolf.

- Veep

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Terry: What are you guys talking about?

Charles: International taxes and tariffs.

Jake (simultaneously): Work.

Charles: Work.

- Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Jake: (to Holt) Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One… two… three.

(Silence.)

Jake: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.

- Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Jake: [So, you know the new medical examiner?] I kinda had sex with her last night.

Amy: What?

Jake: Oh, sorry. I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they’re attracted to each other.

Rosa: He’s right, Santiago. Do you not know that?

- Brooklyn Nine-Nine