Lord help me my sister is 17 today with that said my guns are fully loaded with the safety off... I remember at the hospital and mom asked me if I wanted to hold you I said sure even tho I wanted a brother but you looked all innocent and cute then they dropped you in my arms and you started crying I knew you was gonna be my pain in the ass from that moment until the end of time smh 🤦🏽♂️ but I’ve watched you grow from a annoying little girl to a......🤔actually your still annoying af lmao 😂 but I love you enjoy your day don’t grow up to fast take it slow I promise adulthood is as fun as you @diamond_hyde think#swipeleft #issabirthdaygirl #triggerhappybrothers #iwillshootyou











