"Sherlock, there is an alarming lack of jumpers in my drawer. What did you do?"
"Does it help if I tell you that you still have two in the airing cupboard?"
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"Sherlock, there is an alarming lack of jumpers in my drawer. What did you do?"
"Does it help if I tell you that you still have two in the airing cupboard?"
I want one for our dorks.
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
Sherlock. Although, in his defence, he doesn't use the microwave for cooking. Good lord, John. Do stop over-reacting. We haven't had an incident with body parts since... Well... Sorry, John.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
(-cackles because Catlock verse-) Mainverse? John. Sherlock thoroughly blames John for that. That's John's responsibility.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Neither of them. John can only just work the blog. And as for Twitter... And Sherlock just prefers to laugh over it. For weeks.
who breaks the most phones
John. Argument with Sherlock? Break the phone. Leave the phone in Sherlock's reach? Broken phone. Yes, if it ends up in the microwave, that counts as John breaking it. Really.
who dies first
-dies laughing- Do these two die permanently? Ever? Probably John because he's a dramatic shit. And Sherlock would follow.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
Again, neither of them. Sherlock in his childhood.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
Sherlock can't fight with a broadsword quite as well as he thinks. Nor is he quite as good at staying off the drugs or flying.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
John's just more likely to strop and go up to his old bedroom/round Greg's
who uses the computer most
Overall, John. Most effectively? ... Erm...
Do mutebunny. Sorry. Button.
SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING;
Do I Follow Them?:
Who? MuteBunny? Never heard of them. MuteButton, however, only to the end of the earth.
Why Did I Follow Them?:
Well, we first got talking when she still roleplayed as a Sherlock ( sh-onthesideoftheangels) and then, during our Skype chats, we started roleplaying, with her playing as John. She eventually decided to make a John, and it all went downhill from there.
Do We Role Play?:
Not so much on Tumblr (I think she's still on hiatus; on John, at least) But we're RPing right now over Skype.
Do I Want To Role Play With Them:
Oh, good god. No. Never. Definitely not.
An AU Idea For Our Muses:
AU where the two are actually fucking happy.
A Song For Our Muses:
Lego House - Ed Sheeran. Shut up, Ty. I'm keeping it.
Do I Ship Our Muses?:
To hell, where we send them frequently, and back.
What I Think About The Mun:
She's a dork of the highest standards. And you know why she's a dork? Because she doesn't realise just how fucking wonderful she is. She has, in all honesty, brought a lot of happiness to my life, just by becoming my friend, and someone I feel doesn't judge me when I'm at my utter worst, which she's seen. I've honestly never had a friend I trust as fully as I trust her, and it's been a long time since I've cared about anyone outside of my family as much as I care about her. I think that says a lot.
Overall Opinion:
All I'm going to say is that this butt is fucking wonderful.
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-sneaks in- -leaves a 'You've Got My Vote' and hides again-
You've Got My Vote: Your dialogue is nearly always impressive and spot-on.
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Can I just approve of this? Because HELL, I approve of this <3
[ Oh my goodness you can approve it it akjfhgf ]
iwillusethemutebutton replied to your post “:X”
"Ah, my sun. I missed you..."
"My treasure...I have missed you too."
(Yes, well... Try 2? xD) "Gimme Angst Right Now!"
Your muse and my muse are trapped in a burning building together and must stay there until help arrives. The problem is, the fire has spread rapidly and our muses don’t know if the rescue team will even get there before they’re burned to death.
"John." The smoke was getting worse. Of course it was getting bloody worse, it wasn’t like the rescue John had talked so wishfully about had gotten here yet. The fire was already eating away at the door, and the room was getting, Jim hadn’t thought this would be possible, even hotter. "Looks like the fire’s here and the rescue isn’t. Any other bright ideas?"
(REVEEENGE) "I lied. I did cheat on you"
"I know."
Sherlock plucked at the strings on his violin, his shoulders rising and falling as he contemplated just what he intended to say next.
"I'd have preferred that we ignored the fact at hand," he whispered, his voice somewhat hoarse. "But I understand why you did it. After all. It's been... five months, three weeks and six days since I last agreed to intercourse. I suppose you have needs and I'm not meeting them."